I know that, as night and shadows are good for flowers, and moonlight and dews are better than a continual sun, so is Christ’s absence of special use, and that it hath some nourishing virtue in it, and giveth sap to humility, and putteth an edge on hunger, and funisheth a fairfield to faith to put forth itself, and to exercise its fingers in gripping it seeth not what.
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#1 · April 24, 2007, 12:50 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"A Visit To The Pastor's Home"
 
 
A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked
to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for
her charitable impulses.
 
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw
your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family
in this district. The father of the family is dead, the
mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are
starving. They are about to be turned into the cold,
empty streets unless someone pays their rent,
which amounts to $400."
 
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife.
"May I ask who you are?"
 
They sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief
to his eyes.
 
"I'm the landlord!"
 
 
"Religious Experience"
 
A CHARTERED BUS was rolling along the highway to a football game when one rider turned to his companion and said, "I feel guilty. Here it’s Sunday and I’m going to a football game instead of church."
 
"What would you be doing in church?" his friend asked.
 
"Listening to the sermon," the man replied.
 
"Well, why don’t you act as if you were in church listening to the sermon," the friend suggested.
 
The man thought this was a terrific idea. So he settled back into his seat and fell asleep.
 

"Throwing in the Towel"
 
LITTLE JOHNNY watched with fascination as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
 
"Why do you do that, Mommy?" quizzed the 5-year-old.
 
"To make myself beautiful," she answered. Then she began removing the cream with a washcloth.
 
"What’s the matter?" Johnny asked. "Are you giving up?"
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
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