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It was a 12 hr day for me today. This is the longest 

I've worked without using a walker or cane since my 

surgery.

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Flat Tire 

2. Farmer Divorce

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Flat Tire 

One Sunday morning on my way to church, with my baby and my

three- year-old in the car, I pulled over to the shoulder of 

the road with a flat tire. I had no idea of how to change it, 

but fortunately a gentleman pulled up and offered his assistance. 

When he completed the task, I gave him a rag to wipe his hands, 

and, noting he was wearing a suit, I said, "I hope I haven't made 

you late for church." 

"Don't worry," he replied. "They won't start without me. I'm the 

minister."

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, 

cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

- Amos Bronson Alcott

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Farmer Divorce

 

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file 

for a divorce. 

 

The attorney asked, "May I help you?" 

 

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." 

 

The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" 

 

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." 

 

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a 

case?" 

 

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John 

Deere." 

 

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you 

have a grudge?" 

 

The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park 

my John Deere." 

 

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" 

 

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church 

on Sundays." 

 

The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat 

you up or anything?" 

 

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." 

 

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY 

DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" 

 

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful 

conversation with her." 

 

- from Mikey's Funnies

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