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    DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/16/14

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    #1 · May 16, 2014, 10:55 am

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                   DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE

     

                  Always Clean Chuckles

     

              Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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    Have a blessed week-end.

    Doc

    Today's Chuckles

     

     1. New Tie

     2. Why Do I Like Retirement 

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    New Tie

     

    While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer

    asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make

    her husband's blue eyes stand out.

    "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand

    out if you tie it tight enough."

     

    - from Steve S.

     

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    I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely

    miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know 

    quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. 

    - Agatha Christie

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    Why Do I Like Retirement?

     

    How many days in a week?

    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

     

    When is a retiree's bedtime?

    3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

     

    Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?

    It comes with a 10% discount!.

     

    How many retirees to change a light bulb?

    Only one, bit it may take all day.

     

    What do retirees call a long lunch?

    Normal.

     

    What is the best way to describe retirement?

    The never-ending coffee break

     

    - from John P. 

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