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                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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Today's Chuckles

1. Who Made You?

2. Crashing Cans

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Who Made You?

"Can you tell me who made you?" the pastor asked the small 

boy.

The youngster thought a moment. Then he looked up at the 

pastor and said, "God made part of me."

"What do you mean, part of you?" asked the pastor.

"Well," answered the boy, "God made me little. I grew the 

rest myself."

"Growing the rest" is a lifetime job for everyone. 

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live 

the life you've imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

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Crashing Cans 

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home 

near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks 

of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new 

school year began. 

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, 

after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily 

on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion 

continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided 

it was time to take some action. 

The following afternoon, he walked out to meet the young 

percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping 

them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you 

express your exuberance like that. Used to do the same thing when 

I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar 

if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." 

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trash 

cans. 

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this 

time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession is really putting 

a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be 

able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." 

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept 

his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. 

A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as 

they drummed their way down the street. "Look," he said, "I 

haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not 

going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be 

okay?" 

"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think 

we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for 

a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old 

man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

- from ArcaMax Jokes

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