DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/22/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My 6 month follow up for my knee replacement is
after work today.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Forgiven
2. What's Your Job?
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Forgiven
The old lady who was always a regular church member had
finally talked her cousin, a very free spirit, into
joining the Church.
"Tell me, Reverend," the old lady asked, "Do you feel that
my cousin will have her sins forgiven after all those
years?"
"Yes I do. I'm positive of it. You must remember that the
greater the number of sins, the greater the glory."
"Really, Reverend? Golly, I sure do wish I'd known that
fifty years ago."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive
push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do
it' when things are tough. - Richard M. DeVos
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What's Your Job?
Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one
morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for
field engineering, I explained that it was before normal
business hours, but that I would help if I could.
"What's your job there?" the caller asked me.
"I'm the president," I replied.
There was a pause. Then he said, "I'll call back later. I need
to talk to someone who knows something."
- from Thomas E.
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Please pray for: Andrew, Gilly, Donald, Kathleen, Emily, Bryson, Albert.
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