Pitching Control Monday

#1 · June 4, 2007, 8:00 am

Quote from Forum Archives on June 4, 2007, 8:00 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Pitching Control"

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the same point in every game."

"When is that?" asked the kid.

"Right after the National Anthem."

"Golf Cheater"

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green."

"That's possible."

"Not when I had it in my pocket!"

"Bad Golfer"

A golfer took his tee shot and watched the ball sail into the woods.
His next shot went into a few trees. He tried again and managed to
hit the ball over the fairway and into more trees. Finally, after
several more shots, he ended up in a sand trap.

Throughout his ordeal, he was under the watchful eye of the local golf pro.

"What club should I use on this shot?" he asked the pro.

"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Pitching Control"

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the same point in every game."

"When is that?" asked the kid.

"Right after the National Anthem."

"Golf Cheater"

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green."

"That's possible."

"Not when I had it in my pocket!"

"Bad Golfer"

A golfer took his tee shot and watched the ball sail into the woods.
His next shot went into a few trees. He tried again and managed to
hit the ball over the fairway and into more trees. Finally, after
several more shots, he ended up in a sand trap.

Throughout his ordeal, he was under the watchful eye of the local golf pro.

"What club should I use on this shot?" he asked the pro.

"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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