The next time someone comes up to you and says, “I don’t really believe Jesus died on the cross,” you may wish to respond (in love!) in the following manner: “Let’s conduct an experiment. We’ll put you through so much stress that you actually begin to sweat drops of blood. We’ll beat you in the face. We’ll keep you awake one night due to intense sorrow and then another night due to lengthy legal trials. During this time you will receive no food or water. Then we’ll repeatedly beat you with a whip containing sharp bones and metal balls on the end of each strand. Your skin will be shredded, your muscles will be torn, your organs will be lacerated and you will experience extensive blood loss. We’ll place a crown of thorns of your head and then use the wooded sceptre we placed in your hand to beat you some more. Then we’ll place a heavy beam weighing 75-125 pounds on your back and force you to carry it to your place of execution. When at the site, we’ll drive 5-7 inch nails through your wrists and ankles. We’ll let birds of prey tear at your body as you suffocate in excruciating pain for six hours on the cross. Then, we’ll pierce you in the side with a 6-foot infantry spear, puncturing your heart, and watch the emission of both blood and water. Finally we will place you in a tomb, tightly wrap your body in pungent spices and cover your face, and permit you no medical attention. Would you like to undergo the experiment? Do you think you could survive?”
Mix first 7ingredients together until it forms a stiff dough. Press into
the bottom of a 9 X 9 inch pan. Sprinkle chocolate chips over dough. Make a
meringue by whipping together the egg whites and brown sugar. Pour meringue
over dough and chocolate chips. Bake at 350 for about 30 minutes.
Formatted for MasterCook by Carol H.
NOTES : I usually cut down on the brown sugar in the maringue by about 1/4
of a cup. The squares are rich enough that they don't miss it. I also use
margarine instead of butter.
Recipe by: The Country Woman's Favorite
Posted to MC-Recipe Digest by Carol H <chussey@synapse.net> on Mar 24, 1998
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