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Name: Cranberry-Orange Loaf
Ingredients: 1 c Cranberries; 1 3/4 c Flour; 1 c Sugar; 1 1/2 ts Baking powder; 1 1/2 ts Baking soda; 1/2 ts Salt; 1 Egg; 3/4 c Orange juice concentrate; 1/4 c Vegetable oil

God: "I looked for someone to take a stand for me, and stand in the gap" (Ezekiel 22:30)

The next time someone comes up to you and says, “I don’t really believe Jesus died on the cross,” you may wish to respond (in love!) in the following manner: “Let’s conduct an experiment. We’ll put you through so much stress that you actually begin to sweat drops of blood. We’ll beat you in the face. We’ll keep you awake one night due to intense sorrow and then another night due to lengthy legal trials. During this time you will receive no food or water. Then we’ll repeatedly beat you with a whip containing sharp bones and metal balls on the end of each strand. Your skin will be shredded, your muscles will be torn, your organs will be lacerated and you will experience extensive blood loss. We’ll place a crown of thorns of your head and then use the wooded sceptre we placed in your hand to beat you some more. Then we’ll place a heavy beam weighing 75-125 pounds on your back and force you to carry it to your place of execution. When at the site, we’ll drive 5-7 inch nails through your wrists and ankles. We’ll let birds of prey tear at your body as you suffocate in excruciating pain for six hours on the cross. Then, we’ll pierce you in the side with a 6-foot infantry spear, puncturing your heart, and watch the emission of both blood and water. Finally we will place you in a tomb, tightly wrap your body in pungent spices and cover your face, and permit you no medical attention. Would you like to undergo the experiment? Do you think you could survive?”

Randy Smith

We Love God!

God: "I looked for someone to take a stand for me, and stand in the gap" (Ezekiel 22:30)

Cranberry-Orange Loaf

January 22, 2023

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Fruits, Eggs, Vegetables		Desserts, Loaves, Fruit, L.b.	1	Loaf

INGREDIENTS

1	c	Cranberries
1 3/4	c	Flour
1	c	Sugar
1 1/2	ts	Baking powder
1 1/2	ts	Baking soda
1/2	ts	Salt
1		Egg
3/4	c	Orange juice concentrate
1/4	c	Vegetable oil

INSTRUCTIONS

Coarsely chop cranberries. Mix dry ingredients, stir in cranberries. Mix
liquids together, then add to dry, beat for about a half minute (batter
will be lumpy). Greased loaf pan. 350 degrees for 60 - 65 minutes, or until
a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean.
From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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