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INSTRUCTIONS

here, by popular request(believe it or not) is the recipe for my
famous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops(rolled in
grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.  this is the recipe
for little gator's famous "deep shit cookies"  there are two
flavors-chocolate(dark brown), and gingerbread(light  brown) i seldom
measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment,  especially on
flavoring. the cookies are dense and not very sweet,  this is
necesssary so that they will keep their shape during baking.  if you
use white flour or sugar they may be tastier but they won't  look like
shit.  TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute).
add the  butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic
texture  and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix
well,  then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to
some  or all of the batter.  chill 1 hour in the freezer or several
hours in the fridge. roll  dough logs of random length and the diameter
of cat poops. roll logs  in grapenuts and bake at 350 degrees till
done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes  but with my flaky oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
it.  this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
the  table was already decorated with plastic flies.  obul: anyone who
makes these cookies owes me two-fifty, two salads,  and a scarf. Posted
to FOODWINE Digest 05 Dec 96  From:    Linda McCullough
<loulou@U.WASHINGTON.EDU>  Date:    Fri, 6 Dec 1996 10:36:39 -0800

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