INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

SHLOCK (shlock): Sleazy; cheap or badly run.  A fly-by-night  business.
A shlock house is a house of ill repute, or sometimes used  to describe
a bad movie. SHMATEH (shmah teh): A rag. An old, tattered  housedress.
In NY, people refer to the garment business as the  shmateh business.
Your wife just bought a dress for $50 to wear to a  party. She meets a
friend who who has an Oleg Cassini dress on and  paid $5,000 for it.
She is paid a compliment by the friend with the  Oleg Cassini dress,
and her response is, "this old shmateh, just  something I was giving to
Goodwill". SHMEI-DREI (shmy-dry): Empty  talk; baloney. "Shmei-drei,
who cares?" SHMUTZ (shmutz): Dirt.  Your  mother-in-law wears her white
gloves to your house, and runs her hand  down the furniture looking for
shmutz, so she can tell her  daughter-in-law its time to clean. SHTICK
(shtick): Literally, a  piece. Popularly, its a persons "thing" or
habit. Dean Martin's  sctick is booze. With Don Rickles is insulting
people. With some  people its their MM. SLIVOVITZ (slih vuh vits): A
potent plum wine,  served on holidays. Usually home made.  Recipe By  
:  From: Emory!a4450gh.Esr.Hp.Com!garhow@sdate: Tue, 15 Mar 94 17:03:06
Est  File
ftp://ftp.idiscover.co.uk/pub/food/mealmaster/recipes/mmdja006.zip

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