INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

SHLOCK (shlock): Sleazy; cheap or badly run.  A fly-by-night business. A
shlock house is a house of ill repute, or sometimes used to describe a bad
movie. SHMATEH (shmah teh): A rag. An old, tattered housedress. In NY,
people refer to the garment business as the shmateh business. Your wife
just bought a dress for $50 to wear to a party. She meets a friend who who
has an Oleg Cassini dress on and paid $5,000 for it. She is paid a
compliment by the friend with the Oleg Cassini dress, and her response is,
"this old shmateh, just something I was giving to Goodwill". SHMEI-DREI
(shmy-dry): Empty talk; baloney. "Shmei-drei, who cares?" SHMUTZ (shmutz):
Dirt.  Your mother-in-law wears her white gloves to your house, and runs
her hand down the furniture looking for shmutz, so she can tell her
daughter-in-law its time to clean. SHTICK (shtick): Literally, a piece.
Popularly, its a persons "thing" or habit. Dean Martin's sctick is booze.
With Don Rickles is insulting people. With some people its their MM.
SLIVOVITZ (slih vuh vits): A potent plum wine, served on holidays. Usually
home made.
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From: Emory!a4450gh.Esr.Hp.Com!garhow@sdate: Tue, 15 Mar 94 17:03:06 Est
File ftp://ftp.idiscover.co.uk/pub/food/mealmaster/recipes/mmdja006.zip

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