INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

package Philadelphia cream cheese 1 bottle Pickapeppa sauce (or  other
slightly sweet very hot sauce) ((I have a horrible suspicion A1  would
work))  Pour sauce over cream cheese. Eat by spreading on crackers.
NOTES :  +++++ From: cse.ogi.edu!pdxgate!martin (Martin Golding) +++++
I got  this one from my stepsister, who is a) very sharp and b) has
conciously selected a career as a dumb blonde (except for her very
careful choice of men):

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